Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
not having any of your shit today, sis
look at the preparation of the blow lol
is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
who you gonna call
this is it. this the post that made me watch this damn musical
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
Hoot hoot, I hope you’ve been sleeping well. Work has been taking away my sleeping hours away, so I need an owl to get me thru the nights! #instaartmovement
That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise
really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???
I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary
That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance
You rude piece of shit
This is Sneaky. He’s three years old and as sassy as can be.
(submitted by Hailey)