Me for all of high school
"Alright boys this next scam I got cooking up will get us over 17,000 jawbreakers!"
"Sounds promising. What is it this time, Eddy?"
this episode has changed my life
it makes me so happy seeing selfies that say ‘i felt cute today’ or ‘hair game strong’ it’s so good to love yourself and it’s also so hard to love yourself don’t let anyone tell you differently you’re allowed to admit you’re fucking adorable
my bedroom smells of fornication 😏👍
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
should I open the door
you should open the door
how to communicate in a relationship
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
but why would you graffiti the quadratic formula
some thugs just want to watch the world learn
is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes
Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals!
DO NOT MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA
NOT FOR CLEANING
NOT FOR ANYTHING
JUST BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH IT AND BREATHING IT IN CAN KILL YOU
I accidently made mustard gas when I was 8 and “playing scientist” in the bathroom. I gave myself asthma and now I have really shitty lungs.This is serious.