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Emily // 19 // Michigan

stalkers stalking.

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whitecrossgirl:

belle-princess:

Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him





multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted






itsstuckyinmyhead:

Whales and Tumblr







weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 


ryancrobert:

Tom Daley did a youtube video with that guy he was checking out in that gif and in the beginning the guy apologizes for being in his robe and says that he has nothing on underneath and Tom Daley just

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[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]




legalwifi:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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Tagged as: wat,



>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”





dragonswithmatches:

I said no fucking twizzlers, Billy!




thequeenvevo:

she got her



hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is




hufflepuffs-and-hooligans:

reservoirpups:

reservoirpups:

my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago

i used up all the lighter fluid and now i don’t know what to do with this mass of sugar

This is evil