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life of a diet coke addict

Emily // 19 // Michigan

stalkers stalking.

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superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is





doyoureallywanttothough:

paradox-pentagram:

luanlegacy:

dakotachesher:

Swerve,twat….

not having any of your shit today, sis

look at the preparation of the blow lol

Me




grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives



dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products





okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call





mybeautifulbeautifulponds:

this is it. this the post that made me watch this damn musical








14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die




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lovelimzy:

Hoot hoot, I hope you’ve been sleeping well. Work has been taking away my sleeping hours away, so I need an owl to get me thru the nights! #instaartmovement




bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???



flobbadob-blib-blob-blib:

birdbrainblue:

mixedbyziggy:

I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary

That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance

You rude piece of shit

Amen





fuckyeahfelines:

This is Sneaky. He’s three years old and as sassy as can be.

(submitted by Hailey)